"Mom, in school we're working on describing things and I want to describe our family to you."
Here are Honey Bunches thoughts.
"Dad is a good drawer. He plays drums really good. He can build stuff and he's a really good dad. Mom, you're a cook. You do the laundry. You help people and I think you're a good mom. Sweet Potato is little whiny. He's good at football. He fights with me sometimes, but he's actually a pretty good brother. Gummi Bear is so good at puzzles that we should call her Puzzle Master. She plays Just Dance 3 with me and she's a good reader. She's my favorite First Grader. Cucumber likes Power Rangers and when she plays with me she doesn't injure herself very often. She's a good sister. Sweet Pea is a little cranky and crabby, but she likes to play with me, especially catch outside. Pumpkin has a really cute smile and she likes to hug me. I think she's my favorite sister."
There we have it. Our family according to the insight of our Second Grader, Honey Bunches of Oats.