Potty Mouths

The following exchange took place this morning during breakfast.  All of the kids were at the table eating their oatmeal, and everyone had something to share.

Honey Bunches:  I'm pooped.

Sweet Pea:  (gasp)  Honey said a bad word.

Honey Bunches:  No I didn't.  I said "pooped."

Pumpkin:  I didn't poop.  You pooped.

Honey Bunches:  I DID NOT SAY YOU POOPED.  I SAID I AM POOPED.

Sweet Potato:  Mom, what does POOPT mean?

Honey Bunches:  The word is pooped and it means I'm tired.

Pumpkin:  I not poop.  (She begins to pretend to cry).

Sweet Pea:  Why did Honey Poop?

Honey Bunches:  I'm annoyed.

Gummi Bear:  I think this is all gross.

Cucumber:  (rolling her eyes)  Oh brother!