Today's Gems

While traveling to school this morning, Pumpkin said, "I'm thirsty!"  Honey Bunches responded, "Hi Thursday, I'm Friday.  Do you want to hang out on Saturday and get a Sunday?" Ba da bomp.

Tonight during supper:

Gummi:  How old will you be on your next birthday Grandma?"
Grandma:  75
Gummi:  Whoa! 

After supper, while cleaning up the kitchen:

Gummi:  Does Grandma take baths?
Me:  No, she usually takes a shower.  Why?
Gummi:  I just thought old people would sit in the tub to soak all the years of dirt off.

Before bed tonight:

Honey Bunches:  Hey mom - would you like me to teach you how to make paper tulips?
Me:  Yes!

After creating a lovely bouquet:

Me:  Thanks Honey for helping me make these flowers.  I love them!
Honey:  I guess kids can teach adults things too.
Me:  More than you'll ever know.